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Sorry nerds, but Daft Punk's Tron soundtrack just really isn't that great. #

Shops should offer a day of amnesty on christmas carols. I would do all my shopping on that day. #
Chestnuts roasting… uh, in a convection oven. #

I hate it when I have to pull up my tights and I'm only halfway home. #

When I picked Poppy up from the vet on Saturday after her spay, the tech said most cats won’t lick excessively at their stitches. Poppy is not most cats so I asked for a collar just to be safe. And, of course, within half an hour of bringing her home the collar had to go [...]

Ugh, yes. RT @mcsweeneysbooks: An Open Letter to the Lighting in the Victoria's Secret Dressing Room. http://bit.ly/e7cVdX #

How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, by Charles Yu
“The science-fictional universe in question in this marvel of a novel is Minor Universe 31 (MU31). It’s something of a second-rate universe, having been left unfinished by whoever was constructing it—the laws of physics were abandoned only 93 percent installed, Yu [...]

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest. #

What I'll be reading this weekend: http://visual-editions.com/our-books/book/tree-of-codes #

How many trips to the Apple store does it take for me to get a new iPhone? Apparently, five. Yes, FIVE.
Rogers never have any iPhones in stock so to get one you pretty much have to go to the Apple store and deal with their stupid process for getting an iPhone: you have to go [...]

Rainy day wardrobe: short skirt, long jacket. (And boots that were made for walking, of course.) #
Next November I'll donate money for someone to *not* grow a mustache. #